jack-glass's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kingdumb hearts 2 part 1]

Wow, that was terrible.

That was really, really terrible. And not funny. I've never played these games, so maybe thats why it wasnt funny, but man was that terrible.

I had to X out half way through because of sheer boredum. I have a sense of humour, this just wasnt funny. Sorry?

RogerregoRRoger responds:

okay, sorry to hear that

[A Scanner Ethereally]

What the hell was that.

Honestly, I thought it was terrible. I can understand it has some "deeper meaning" but when a common viewer cant make any sense of what the hell your trying to say you've gone to far. If you flash is meant to inform people about something, try doing it in a way people can actually understand. I can assume what this is about, but I didnt like it anyway.

[Bowser's plan]

Hillarious? Breathtaking?

What the hell? Anyone who finds this Hillarious or Breathtaking needs to watch it again. I never laughed once. I suppose it might be funny, if you havent heard all the jokes in this flass already. The Drawings are mild, but the animation is extremely basic. Definetly not breath taking. Sorry.

[Squaresville]

Oh man.

Crazy shit. Its the sounds that really make it so insane, like that part with the vortex shit on the red guys face? Damn. That was sketch as hell.
I thought you might like to know your officially my idol. I dont know how you changed so drastically from your first animations, but it happened. And you now rock.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I'm sorry Mr.Johnson....I didnt realize you were a fish.

[Hey Demon]

Sure, its got meaning....

People are taking the fact that this has "deep meaning" way to far. This is smooth, considering all its doing is beating a drum, and it matches nicely, but come on. I do understand the "hidden" meaning behind this, but that in no way makes this deserve a 10. Its a loop of the same animation over and over guys. Nothing special, besides being especially boring.

[Super Sprite Bros Melee 2]

THANK YOU

For NOT letting Master Cheif win. After that fight with Shadow (which he shouldnt have won, either) I thought you guys might make him the winner somehow. Oh, how I wouldve hated that. But you didnt, you went with Link, which wasn't a bad choice. I actually think Shadow should have won it all.

[Sick Puppy - Lemon Demon]

I wish you wouldn't.....

I really wish you wouldnt make Flash Videos of Lemon Demon songs, because your terrible at it. I'm not trying to be an ass, but your ruining perfectly good songs with your terrible animation. Am I saying I could do better? No. But leave things like these to the pros, or else your taking great material and, well, ruining it. 1.

[Flash Comedy Extravaganza]

Hillarious, with a side of pie.

That is one great flash movie. Action, Drama, Suspense and Comedy, its got it all. You, my friend, are a flash genius above all others.

ALL MY 5 ARE BELONG TO THIS.

[penndragon]

Great style.

Really like the style and animation, even though I had no idea what was going on. Have you already shown these character in another flash, or is there a reason random characters where constatnly showing up? Im not saying that it took away from the animation, but it lookerd like you could get a ggreat story out of all of it. Heres a 5 to hopeing the next episode has some character information/development. :P